For many of us, this is a dream come true – a company is willing to pay you AED25,000 to watch every Simpsons episode ever made.
You would be employed as an official “Simpsons Series Analyst” which is about a cool a job title as you can get.
And your one job is to note down key events from the show.
That’s it, that’s the job. You literally get paid to watch one of the best shows ever created.
In total, there are 33 seasons and 706 episodes. So the AED25,000 fee works out at AED35 per episode.
And you’d be working for Platin Casino as they want to use the Simpsons’ super prediction skills.
The Simpsons have foreseen some amazing events. They predicted that Trump would become president in 2000.
They predicted that Richard Branson would make it into space. And they predicted the current UK fuel shortage.
And the casino is hoping to use the Simpsons to predict global events that will take place from 2022 onwards.
The job gets even better, as they’ll pay all your expenses including WiFi and Disney+ subscription. And you’ll get a box of doughnuts delivered every week in homage of Homer Simpson.
You can apply for the job here.